- There are so many characters in my head.
- I'm really sad I had to kill him off.
- Finished. Now I can go to the bathroom.
- The characters are telling me what to do again.
- I like this guy. It's too bad he's imaginary.
- This whole conversation is being written down.
- I need a soundtrack for this.
- The end is near!
- This really sucks but that's ok.
You ever find yourself saying something that would probably sound weirder coming from someone who wasn't writing a book?