Things Only a Writer Should Say

• There are so many characters in my head.


• I'm really sad I had to kill him off.


• Finished. Now I can go to the bathroom.


• The characters are telling me what to do again.


• I like this guy. It's too bad he's imaginary.


• This whole conversation is being written down.


• I need a soundtrack for this.


• The end is near!


• This really sucks but that's ok.

You ever find yourself saying something that would probably sound weirder coming from someone who wasn't writing a book?